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Watchmen vs Wolverine
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"Tales of the Black Freighter" aka More Watchmen Crap
Ok so above we have a screenshot from the “The Black Freighter” and down below we have the trailer. What the hell is “The Black Freighter” you ask? Well lucky for you I know. Think of “The Black Freighter” as a story within the story of the Watchman. It was cut from the movie but Zack Snyder has decided to do an animated version of the tale that will be released on DVD on March 24.
It doesn’t look too bad. It has a Ninja Scroll vibe to me, but whatever. I still can’t believe how much news keeps coming out about this damn movie. Every 4…no wait…yeah every 3 seconds there is more news about it. Just come out already!
New Watchmen Pictures Look Lame
Since I was just talking about the new Watchmen movie I thought it would be a great time to go ahead and post a couple new pictures that were released over at TotalFilm.com. You may want to visit their site for the entire story and a few other pictures that I didn’t bother to post here because I thought they were boring.
But for the two pictures I did decide to post here…uh…yeah. What the hell right? I mean really what the hell? These pictures look like they are winners in a Wizard magazine costume contest. And please someone tell me why a Nazi supervillian isn’t wearing any pants? Anyone? I mean I know Germans can be pretty weird sometimes but come on. This is just too freakin’ much, even for a Nazi! But I guess I shouldn’t pick on the Nazi too much, because he at least looks cool from the waist up. It’s just the waist down part I can’t handle. I mean really is he trying to showcase his “package”?
But I guess in some weird way it’s better than the “old man balls” beside him. That jackass looks like an idiot from head to toe. Jeez. And don’t even get me started on the fucking hamburgler in the back. These morons better be pretty damn cool and in some seriously heavy shadows if they are going to pull this shit off.
Last but not least we have Night Owl’s Antarctica outfit. Wow just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse right? I’m still trying to figure out if he is supposed to be pimp at a ski slalom or a lucha libre. Freakin’ La Parka’s costume scares me more than this shit.
I still have faith in the movie but after seeing these pictures I have to say I have my doubts.
New Watchmen Poster
I admit, I was looking forward to seeing the Watchmen movie. I was so excited. Wow one my favorite comics brought to life on the big screen. I know it will be awesome because its being directed by Zack Snyder! I was so very happy.
But then Fox steps in sues Warner Brox, over the rights for the film. Thus delaying the film to the point where people began to wonder if it would even be released. Sadly my happy went bye-bye. When I heard this I stamped my little fanboy feet and shook my little fanboy fists. As the weeks went on I said fuck it and lost interest. So if I am behind on the latest Watchmen news, too bad, because I still don’t care.
But now according to the above Watchmen movie poster the movie is finally being released 3-6-09. I know this is probably not news to most of you but again I must say I don’t really care. Besides you just don’t understand. I’m tired of this movie toying with my emotions. I’m not just some cheap thrill Watchmen movie! You can’t just play around with my emotions like this. Making promises and setting dates only to back out time and time again. You should be ashamed of yourself Watchmen Movie. Leave me alone Watchmen movie. Don’t touch me!
You can be Zack Snyder's bitch!
I like Zack Snyder. He did one helluva remake of Dawn of the Dead and also did a great good job on 300. But now Zack is giving you (yes you) the chance to make a commerical/ad for his newest movie the Watchmen. That’s all great and everything but if I am going to be doing ads for some big Hollywood movie there better be a little more to it than glory. Like oh I don’t know…money, maybe smelling Angelina Jolie’s hair (ahhhh) or getting Sean Connery coffee.
But if you are still interested click here for all the details….you attention whore.