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April 1st Mystery

fuckoff

There isn’t much to report on or to talk about right now except for the fact that it’s April Fools day. The only day when it’s “PC” to make fun of idiots. You are even encouraged to make the educated among us look like a common idiot. You would think it would be the best day of the year. But you would be wrong.

Because instead of being a day so great, that you can try and make someone feel so stupid that they may want to kill themself. It has become a day where the stupid among us think that they can pull one over on us. Then regardless of if their moronic plan worked they laugh and smile like it did. And it’s always something fucking stupid too, like “Hey uh did you hear that uh…that they are going to stop selling gas? Then as your brain actually physically twists in your skull from something so stupid, the moron starts to grin and says something like “Yeah…that’s what I heard. No not really.  I’m just kidding. April’s Fool”

Yeah you really got me there Junior.

So in light of April Fools I would just like to tell everyone out there to go fuck themself. Its up to you to decide whether or not I’m kidding.

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Mr. T is funny – Gay People suck

Above is a Snickers ad you will never see on television. In short it features a speed walker being shot by Mr. T shot with Snickers bars from an ingeniously rigged gatlin gun. But according the Daily Mail gay activists don’t like the idea one bit.

A spokesman for Mars said: ‘This ad is the second in a series of UK Snickers ads featuring Mr. T, which are meant to be fun and have been positively received in the UK.
‘However, we understand that humor is highly subjective, and it is never our intention to cause offence. Accordingly, we have pulled the Mr. T speed walker ad globally.’

What the hell? I mean really WHAT THE HELL?! Since when do gays not have a sense of humor? Besides if they are so worried about people’s feelings why don’t they think about the poor speed walker in the commercial? If he is gay then the people who should be looking out for him screwed him outta his commercial and if he isn’t gay he was still screwed! I can see his meeting with his agent now.

Agent: Hya Bobby boy have a seat
Bob: Yes Mr. Steinberg?
Agent: That gig you had with Mr. T, their yanking it.
Bob: Awww come on why?
Agent: Activists groups considered it to be gay bashing. Because they think you’re gay.
Bob: ….

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I knew it!

So as you should know actor Heath Ledger died yesterday. I was never a big fan of Heath but it seems a lot of people I do like (such as Geoffrey Rush) really liked the guy so he can’t be all bad.

Anyway I live in the south (below the bible belt) so I had a feeling that when he died some crazy ass church somewhere would do something like what you see above. As you can see I wasn’t disappointed. Now I’m not a God-hater and I don’t see this as an opportunity to put down religion because of some whack jobs. But really what the hell!? Fight fire with fire I say, so whoever out there who reads this post be sure to let them know how you feel. They are obviously very superstitious so it should be easy to really fuck with ‘em.

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