Dear God. It’s true.
The deal was signed this afternoon.
“Scarlett is thrilled to be a part of Iron Man,” her rep, Marcel Pariseau, tells me.
You know I had heard the rumors for a couple weeks now. Scarlett Johansson (number 2 on my list of people I would leave my lovely wife for. Behind Angelina Jolie and ahead of Sean Connery) could play my favorite Marvel babe.
That means Scarlett will be in black leather/vinyl with…wait for it…red hair. I need to go walk around for a bit.
Oh wait.
I better wait a couple minutes and think about dead puppies first.
**UPDATE Now with more pics!**
