I saw the trailer for Wanted for the first time, last night during the superbowl. After seeing this I am convinced that Angelina Jolie can make anything -no matter how lame- look good. Except for maybe a couple of friends of mine, she would probably make them look worse.
I actually hate the affect this woman devil has on me. I swear while watching the trailer I knew I should scoff at the movie. But instead I began seeing tattooed cherubs with featherless black wings flying around carrying razor tipped arrows. My right eye began to twitch and as my jaw muscles failed me as I was temporarily reduced to a quivering mass of stupid. It was at this moment I knew Jolie must be some sort of a demon…a really good looking demon.
*note: I have long known Jolie to be a demon and I am ok with that.
