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Hey did you hear about Michael Jackson?

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You know I debated for sometime (like a good 10 minutes) on whether or not I was going to comment on Michael Jackson’s death. I initially decided not to for the simple fact that I didn’t want to give a dancing pedophile freak any more attention. But I just can’t take it anymore. Seeing all these washed up has-beens and opportunist hacks talking to flash in the pan high school gossips like fucking Ryan Seacrest about how seeing Michael Jackson inspired them to greater heights makes me want to fucking puke. Oh golly I just saw a skinny white black man dance. I think I will cure cancer now.

Fuck you.

Oh and if it sounds like I’m angry, it’s because I am. If it sounds like I’m bitter. Uh…it’s because I am.  How on earth this fucking weirdo pedophile that sang other people’s songs while he danced to other people’s music and inspired shit like N’SYNC considered to be some sort of a genius? Now that this skinny fuck is dead everyone is talking about how “he inspired me” or “was the greatest entertainer ever” and shouldn’t be judged on the last few years. Again I say fuck you. Using this logic Hitler was a pretty ok guy.

Oh no but Jason you don’t understand he had a hard childhood it wasn’t his fault. Really? Seriously that is the argument you’re going with? Ok first off fuck you you’re an idiot who believes whatever the talking picture box tells you. Second off there were fucking 6 year old Jewish girls starving in Nazi concentration camps, while watching their parents and friends die that when freed by ally forces were basically left to fend for themselves with no money or hope. But they still managed to grow up to be healthy happy adults, who if anything had a stronger character and were wise beyond their years.

But on the other hand we have poor little rich boy Michael Jackson. Whose daddy made him dance for 8+ hours a day and would sometimes hit him with a belt when he missed a step. Let’s see Nazi concentration camp and no money or an overbearing father and millions of dollars and fans? Hmmm…Wow I can see why he freaked out now.

Now I know that Jackson’s childhood wasn’t an ideal situation, but seriously what does it say about Jackson and his ability to cope? Daddy was mean to me so I’m going to “play” with kids and have surgeries to look like Diana Ross. What the fuck? And this is an idol? This is someone to look up to? Seriously?

It kills me how we deify fucking entertainers. I fully admit I have my personal heroes and people that inspire me and these people are not without their own flaws. But you know what? The people on my list aren’t liars who created fantasy worlds to live in with there delusions. The people on my list created things and had their own thoughts instead of being a professional puppet willing to sing and dance on cue.

All I’m saying is anytime you worship a puppet and look to a puppet for inspiration it really doesn’t say a whole hell of a lot about you.

Ok I’ll shut up now I just had to get that off of my chest. The blog will return to regularly scheduled programming later in the day. Oh and if you have any hateful comments or for me or if you want to jump onto my fuck Michael Jackson bandwagon just leave a comment. I would love to read it.

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No Joke

Wow this one came outta no where, but Heath Ledger was found dead today. I was never really a fan of his and to be honest most of the time I got him confused with Paul Walker, but I have been looking forward to seeing how he was going to do with the Joker in the upcoming Dark Knight Film. Details are still fuzzy but reports say he was found by a housekeeper in the floor surrounded by pills.

At 3:31 p.m., a masseuse arrived at Apartment 5A in the building for an appointment with Mr. Ledger, the police said. The masseuse was let in to the home by a housekeeper, who then knocked on the door of Mr. Ledger’s bedroom. When no one answered, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened the bedroom and found Mr. Ledger unconscious. They shook him, but he did not respond. They immediately called the authorities.
The police said they did not suspect foul play. Officials said pills were found near the body. 

These hollywood types blow my mind. How the hell do you have great looks, tons of cash, and so on and still be depressed? I mean really are these people that emoitonally screwed up? In a way I hope so because that means I may have a shot with Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson.

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Bury the dead already.

Diary of the Dead

Here are the posters for the new installment of the ‘Dead’ series from Romero. I know George A. Romero is considered a genius by many but I have always thought he was just really freakin’ lucky. Sure Night of the Living Dead is a really kick ass movie made on a shoe string budget, and trust me it’s hard to buy stuff with shoe strings. But when people start talking about the polictical message the film had or the controversy of having a black hero etc, I call bullshit. I don’t think Romero was cognitive of this at anytime, it was just luck.

Don’t believe me? Then consider this, why is it all the other Romero dead films suck? I know I know you are try and defend Dawn of the Dead (original not remake) but just take a deep breath get all of those sentimental urges out of your system and tell me its a good movie with a straight face. If you are still having trouble accepting that Romero’s version of Dawn of the Dead sucked, watch the remake and then tell me Romero’s didn’t suck. Also to be nice I’m not even going to discuss Day or Land of the Dead? Now don’t get me wrong I not a Romero ‘hater’ (because hatin’ is whack…yo?) and I respect him for what he has tried to do for the horror genre. I like Tales from the Darkside.

So that being said let’s take a look at George’s most recent attempt with the zombie genre. Remember what I said about the shaky camcorder look being supercool when it is done correctly? Yeah well I get the feeling that won’t be the case here.

On a side note, why is shit still blowing up? At this point the timeline wouldn’t the explosions be over? Are the zombies arsonists now? Also where the hell is that camera getting it’s image from? The damn thing is buried in rumble but is displaying a totally different set of zombies approaching. *sigh* Gotta love movie posters.

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