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There hasn’t been a lot to say or talk about lately. So when in doubt I either talk about how boring awesome my life is or I post pics of Scarlett Johansson. So imagine my dismay when I saw that my precious Scarlett is becoming really frikkin’ skinny. What the hell? She looks like a booble-head, her boobs are shriking and she’s getting zombie knees. Dammit this sucks!

So why on earth is this happening? Apparently, she is on a super strict diet for her role as Black Widow in Iron Man 2.

Sultry Scarlett Johansson is getting rid of her famous curves! Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon’s “Tribute to Film” soiree at London’s Big Sky Studios when the “very slim” actress strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress.

I suppose this is a prime example of be careful for what you wish for because ScarJo playing Black Widow was pretty fucking high on my wishlist. But then again I never thought they would make her look like a zombie for the part. I’m still trying to understand why they thought she was fat.

I know those jackasses didn’t present it to her that way. Those hollywood morons probably used terms like “tone up” or “different look”, which or course are just euphemisms for “lose weight fattie”. But the point is she was fine! She wasn’t fat! At all! What the fuck? I suppose in two more weeks she’ll look like a Holocaust survivor victim. Anyway below are some pictures to show how “fat” she used to be compared to now.