Anyone who knows me (you lucky bastards) knows that I love Diddy (aka Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Sean Jean, P. Diddy, Piddy, D Paddy, Sally, Fuckface, No chin, and asswipe) and of course by love I mean hate. In case you can’t stomach watching the above video here is an excert from the Diddy vlog. Damn you youtube.
“Eh yo what’s up ya’ll, this is your boy, um, I’m here today, this is called Diddy blog number what, Diddy blog number 12, Diddy blog number 12, Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet but I have been havin to fly back and forth to LA to pursue my acting career. Ok, now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like 200,000, 250,000 round trip. Fuck that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Check this out. Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. Gas prices are too motherfuckin high. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if y’all could please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, I am actually, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is really happening. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
*Sigh* You know this guy and Wal-mart pretty much sum up everything that is wrong with America in my book.
