I was talking with my lovely wife last night about life and death and if we wanted to be buried or cremated. Not that either one of us is planning on dying any time soon. Despite what the kingpins of the underworld my lead you to believe. But my wife shared that she would like to be cremated, which I respect her wishes. However my wife doesn’t want to follow through with my wishes, and I am giving her options!
The first option is I want my lifeless body impaled on one of the spikes of the Statue of Liberty. Although I would prefer a spike on the front of the crown, it really doesn’t matter which one because afterall, I really don’t want to be a bother during this difficult time.
My second option may require a little more effort but I think it would be worth it in the long run. I would like a statue placed on my grave. The statue would be in my image similiar to the Statue of David by Michelangelo only slightly bigger, especially the penis area. But not too big because I would want my grave to remain elegant and sophisticated.
So as I’m sure you guys are just as confused as I am as to why she rolled her eyes and ignored me.
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Vlad would be proud… as am I….thats the Jason I recall… and the Wife i remember. I want to be cremated, and scattered across a nude beach at night, so that the next day, i can start my journey into the afterlife wiht a smile on my face…. or at least part of my face on someone’s hopefully… a female someones… glistenning golden tanned body. I try in my current life to put my face in places they may not willingly let me… so this way they have no idea, no choice, and no concerns.