Thanks Warner Bros

 

In case you didn’t know Spike Jonze is currently making trying to make a film adaptation of “Where the Wild Things Are.” For those who don’t know about the film sorry should have told you sooner. For those who don’t know about the book…for shame.

So anyway apparently when word reached ‘the suits’ over at Warner Bros. that a free-thinking creative individual was in the process of making a unique film with a quirky charm based off of book with the same appeal they weren’t too pleased.

Yet I’m hearing that just such a massive reshoot is what is on the table right now. And it’s not because of technical issues, unless you want to consider the lead kid actor and the script technical issues. Sources tell me that the suits at Legendary and Warner Bros are not happy with Max Records, the actor playing Max, the mischievous boy who is crowned King of the Wild Things. Worse than that, they don’t like the film’s tone and want to go back to the script drawing board, possibly losing the Spike Jonze/Dave Eggers script when they do it. Apparently the film is too weird and ‘too scary,’ and the character of Max is being seen as not likable

Read the whole story at CHUD

Why? I mean really, why? Are studios afraid to let an audience think and be capivated by a film? Or is it that audiences don’t want to have a connection to a film and the studios know this?

Fuck it. I give up. I hope they just fire Jonze; scrap whatever he had put together, then hire some jackass like Bay or Ratner. Then they can cast Will Smith’s kid, Janna, Jammin, Jada, Jaydun, or whatever-hell that kid’s name is, and have him deliver lines like “What’s your name? Harry” Hahahaha I can’t wait.

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Projects and gettin' my butt in gear

Sorry I haven’t really had a chance to post that much in the last few days because I am currently working on a RPG project. I am bringing to life five demon concepts for a RPG company. I’m also maybe … Continue reading

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DOH!

Ok everyone I just found out last night that people have been unable to leave comments. I apologize for the inconvenience and the problem has now been corrected. So now everyone can tell me what a profound impact I have had on their lives and how they wouldn’t be able to live without the wisdom I give on a weekly basis.

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Woo-Hoo! Indy

As you read this odds are I am still doing a happy dance.

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Startin' to geek out

I’m a big Clive Barker fan. I’m a big fan of the books of blood…well minus a couple of stories. So when I saw this poster for the Books of Blood movie I had to share it. For those of you who don’t know how the Books of Blood begins (for shame) this poster is basically depicting what happened to a guy posing as a physic medium in a haunted house. All the spirits in the house write their stories on his body using glass from the broken windows. Although I don’t remember the guy walking around like a badass after having his body ravaged by supernatural forces with shards of glass. Damn Hollywood.

Oh well I just hope the movie rocks and isn’t a disappointment like most of his other movies. Because every time I leave a Barker film I am bewildered, disappointed, with an overwhelming feeling of emptiness. Sort of like how my wife felt when I showed her my Raw Head Rex**.

**Sorry for the lame joke, I just really needed a reason to refer to my amazingly amazing penis as Raw Head Rex.

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