Looks like Hollywood has sucked every good idea from comics so now they are hitting the bottom of the barrel. Which is why you are seeing the above poster for WitchBlade. Comic nerds will remember it as a horrible comic from the mid-nineties. Sci-Fi geeks will remember the short lived TV show. Now both will remember it as a movie that even Uwe Boll wouldn’t wipe his ass with.
Though they tried the coroporate chains of Best Buy would never bind his spirit.
Posted in Stupid is as stupid does
You know I don’t mean to harp on this but there wasn’t much else to talk about today and normally talking about Scarlett Johansson doing almost anything is awesome. Singing, however is not one of those things. Remember this? Well it just got worse. I know, I know it seems impossible but it’s true. I mean let’s face facts here; just covering a Tom Waitts song and somehow singing it worse than he did seems impossible. But then when you sing the song you sung worse than Tom Waitts sang his own song by singing that same song worse than the first time you sang it? (…still with me?) That’s saying something.
Oh if you enjoy cutting yourself, seeing kids get hurt, or trainwrecks see and unfortunately hear more of Scarlett singing here. You sicko.
I swear when writing the punchline in the post before this, I had no idea that the wizards in Hollywood were cooking up a Donnie Darko sequel. I just want to go on record here by saying “Fuck Hollywood”. I mean really I know it’s an old joke saying “They are outta ideas I tell ya” but shit man I think it’s true. I mean really why on earth do they feel the need to keep digging up the ideas of the past only to try and squeeze a few more bucks out or in this case brutally rape the idea.
Of course Richard Kelly isn’t involved with this in anyway and judging from the tagline of the poster the yes men writers of this piece of shit film are going to make sure they hold your hand throughout the movie. That way no one is confused and (heaven forbid) have to think.
There is however a bright side to all of this. Since clearly Hollywood is out of ideas maybe I can finally submit some of the scripts I have been working on. Hmmm… let’s see oh yes here are just some of my ideas.
You can’t tell me you any of these films wouldn’t be better than Point Break 2. That’s right…Point Break 2.
