Things will be back to normal soon

Sorry everyone it’s been a crazy last couple weeks. Things will be back to “normal” soon.

Headstatic Site News

I just wanted to let everyone know that if the site has been acting a little buggy lately that is because I have been working on a few modifications, new widgets, and optimizations. Whoa, it actually sounded like I knew what the hell I was talking about.

Anyway I do have some news I would like to share with you guys. So let’s just get to that shall we?

First up I will be doing a tutorial for asingularcreation.com this weekend. You may should remember that I was recently featured on their website and now they have asked me to do a tutorial for their site. Looks like someone has been drinking the Kool-Aid I sent.

I will also be starting on and probably completing all the free sketches I owe people. How did these people get a free sketch you ask? Simple, they participated and won the contests that I run from time to time, such as Dan, who won the “Name my Sketchbook” contest. Dan came up the clever and snappy title of Hot Copic for my ashcan sketchbook at the Heroes Comic Convention this year. As a result Dan not only received a free copy of my sketchbook but also a sketch of his choosing. Pretty nifty right?

So be sure to subscribe to my blog that way the next time I run a contest (which will be soon) you will be sure to know about it. Until nest time I will see you on the other side. Whatever that means.

An update for those of you hitting refresh over and over

I know several of you out there wondering what happened to me. Did a crazed Michael Jackson fan take him out? Did Scarlett Johansson finally get to have her way with him? Or maybe just maybe he decided to solve the economic crisis in the U.S.

Although all of those are valid theories (especially the second one) they are simply not true. Well almost. I did have someone tell me I was “being mean” because of  my comments about the demise of Michael Jackson. Also I’m pretty sure ScarJo wants to rape me and I bought an Iphone for my lovely wife, so that should help jumpstart the economy right? I mean it was the $99 version of the phone so you know that should do the trick.

Anyway don’t mean to be rambling here just wanted to let everyone know I will be posting some new artwork soon and that I am still playing around with what Brian Stelfreeze taught me at the Heroes con and color theory as well as a few other tricks. So stay tuned because I will be sharing those soon. But please just don’t hold your breath this time. It’s really not healthy.

Hey did you hear about Michael Jackson?

You know I debated for sometime (like a good 10 minutes) on whether or not I was going to comment on Michael Jackson’s death. I initially decided not to for the simple fact that I didn’t want to give a dancing pedophile freak any more attention. But I just can’t take it anymore. Seeing all these washed up has-beens and opportunist hacks talking to flash in the pan high school gossips like fucking Ryan Seacrest about how seeing Michael Jackson inspired them to greater heights makes me want to fucking puke. Oh golly I just saw a skinny white black man dance. I think I will cure cancer now.

Fuck you.

Oh and if it sounds like I’m angry, it’s because I am. If it sounds like I’m bitter. Uh…it’s because I am.  How on earth this fucking weirdo pedophile that sang other people’s songs while he danced to other people’s music and inspired shit like N’SYNC considered to be some sort of a genius? Now that this skinny fuck is dead everyone is talking about how “he inspired me” or “was the greatest entertainer ever” and shouldn’t be judged on the last few years. Again I say fuck you. Using this logic Hitler was a pretty ok guy.

Oh no but Jason you don’t understand he had a hard childhood it wasn’t his fault. Really? Seriously that is the argument you’re going with? Ok first off fuck you you’re an idiot who believes whatever the talking picture box tells you. Second off there were fucking 6 year old Jewish girls starving in Nazi concentration camps, while watching their parents and friends die that when freed by ally forces were basically left to fend for themselves with no money or hope. But they still managed to grow up to be healthy happy adults, who if anything had a stronger character and were wise beyond their years.

But on the other hand we have poor little rich boy Michael Jackson. Whose daddy made him dance for 8+ hours a day and would sometimes hit him with a belt when he missed a step. Let’s see Nazi concentration camp and no money or an overbearing father and millions of dollars and fans? Hmmm…Wow I can see why he freaked out now.

Now I know that Jackson’s childhood wasn’t an ideal situation, but seriously what does it say about Jackson and his ability to cope? Daddy was mean to me so I’m going to “play” with kids and have surgeries to look like Diana Ross. What the fuck? And this is an idol? This is someone to look up to? Seriously?

It kills me how we deify fucking entertainers. I fully admit I have my personal heroes and people that inspire me and these people are not without their own flaws. But you know what? The people on my list aren’t liars who created fantasy worlds to live in with there delusions. The people on my list created things and had their own thoughts instead of being a professional puppet willing to sing and dance on cue.

All I’m saying is anytime you worship a puppet and look to a puppet for inspiration it really doesn’t say a whole hell of a lot about you.

Ok I’ll shut up now I just had to get that off of my chest. The blog will return to regularly scheduled programming later in the day. Oh and if you have any hateful comments or for me or if you want to jump onto my fuck Michael Jackson bandwagon just leave a comment. I would love to read it.

Heroes Con 2009 2 days later

I have a question for you guys. Have you ever been beaten, thrown into the trunk of an old car and left there for 2 days in 100 degree weather before you are able break out and walk 17 miles to safety?

Really? Cool. Because now you know how I feel after the Heroes Comic book Convention. For those of you who didn’t know (for shame) I was there this year doing sketches and shamelessly promoting myself. All in all it was a great con but for some reason it really drained me this year. Maybe it was a bad nacho. Who knows right?

But seeing friends such as Henry Eudy, Nate Lovett, Jeremy Dale, Bill Meiggs made up for it. I was kind of pissed that I missed Loston Wallace because Loston has really helped me develop as an artist plus Loston is a true class act. Unlike the other guys I mentioned. I kid I kid. Loston is just as bad as those guys.

I also was able to hang around with Brian Stelfreeze for quite sometime and pick his brain about color theory and painting techniques. In case you don’t know (again for shame) Stelfreeze is a registered artistic badass and the best damn teacher I have ever seen. So expect to see a lot of traditional work from me in the next few weeks as I begin applying these techniques.

So I guess that about does it for this post. I will think of something more interesting to talk about tomorrow. Oh and if I don’t then I will post some more inane banter like this. Do have a deal? Awesome.