Ahhh….here is Scarlett Johansson promoting her Ebay auction for charity. I really love her… necklace. Her beautiful, big, round…necklace. Huh?! Oh hi there little fella *cough*…er I mean Hello there big boy. What’s that? Come on that’s just…Oh ok FINE I’ll tell ‘em. My penis (Raw Head Rex) says “screw the necklace look at her boobs! Ya queer.”
I’m sorry everyone Raw Head Rex is very rude most of the time and I have trouble standing up to him.
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raw head rex? 1st, I never knew that your penis’s name was Raw head rex….2nd, “raw head rex”? and 3rd…..wtf?
Jesus Christ, those things are getting bigger every year. Eventually gravity is just gonna pull her to the ground and her giant titties are gonna devour the rest of her body for sustenance.