This is my final post of 2009. Weird. 2009 was kind of a fucked up year in many ways for me. I will spare you all the gory details but I will share a few “standout moments” in bullet format.
- Mom diagnosed with Cancer
- Mom survives Cancer
- Landed a teaching gig at the Charlotte Art League
- Landed a gig doing sketchcards for Marvel
- Setup a music studio for my lovely wife
- Wrecked on the freeway and was unharmed
- Evaded police yet again….ahem… I mean “had fun”
- Still unable to convice Scarlett Johansson that she loves me
I was going to do a best of 2009 list but fuck that, everyone and their mother is doing one of those so I’m sure you don’t need another from me. So instead I present my open letter to 2009 and 2010. Enjoy.
So 2009…you were bittersweet but mostly bitter because things didn’t quite work out the way we had orginally planned. Now I’ll admit some of it was my fault and some were simply circumstances beyond our control. But in the end I still blame you 2009. I know it’s not fair but it’s all part of being a year. You know? I mean you have to take the good with the bad and remember, its not personal, but it’s still your fault.
Anyway, 2009 I apologize if I come across as being harsh considering that I’m telling you this on your death bed and all but I just had to get this off my chest. I hope you understand.
Now 2010 I have to warn you; I have pretty high expectations. But I feel that you and I can work together and with just a little luck you could be the best year yet. Oh and before I forget I do have a couple of other things to ask of you. First, could you also be a good year for all my friends, fans and stalkers? And finally could you really suck a big one for everyone I don’t like?
Thanks 2010 now lets make this happen!
Seriously folks lets have a great 2010 and I will see you on the otherside…whatever that means.
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