I swear when writing the punchline in the post before this, I had no idea that the wizards in Hollywood were cooking up a Donnie Darko sequel. I just want to go on record here by saying “Fuck Hollywood”. I mean really I know it’s an old joke saying “They are outta ideas I tell ya” but shit man I think it’s true. I mean really why on earth do they feel the need to keep digging up the ideas of the past only to try and squeeze a few more bucks out or in this case brutally rape the idea.
Of course Richard Kelly isn’t involved with this in anyway and judging from the tagline of the poster the yes men writers of this piece of shit film are going to make sure they hold your hand throughout the movie. That way no one is confused and (heaven forbid) have to think.
There is however a bright side to all of this. Since clearly Hollywood is out of ideas maybe I can finally submit some of the scripts I have been working on. Hmmm… let’s see oh yes here are just some of my ideas.
- Scarlett Johansson must enter a bikini jump rope competition against Angelina Jolie (it’s a drama)
- A day in the life of Sean Connery as narrarted by James Earl Jones (it’s sorta like a documentry)
- Gene Hackman and Brian Dennehy kick the shit out of Keanu Reeves for an hour and a half ending in an Al Pacino monologue about how Gene and Brian should kick his ass again. (It’s like a buddy movie)
You can’t tell me you any of these films wouldn’t be better than Point Break 2. That’s right…Point Break 2.
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