Category Archives: Stupid is as stupid does

Hey did you hear about Michael Jackson?

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You know I debated for sometime (like a good 10 minutes) on whether or not I was going to comment on Michael Jackson’s death. I initially decided not to for the simple fact that I didn’t want to give a dancing pedophile freak any more attention. But I just can’t take it anymore. Seeing all these washed up has-beens and opportunist hacks talking to flash in the pan high school gossips like fucking Ryan Seacrest about how seeing Michael Jackson inspired them to greater heights makes me want to fucking puke. Oh golly I just saw a skinny white black man dance. I think I will cure cancer now.

Fuck you.

Oh and if it sounds like I’m angry, it’s because I am. If it sounds like I’m bitter. Uh…it’s because I am.  How on earth this fucking weirdo pedophile that sang other people’s songs while he danced to other people’s music and inspired shit like N’SYNC considered to be some sort of a genius? Now that this skinny fuck is dead everyone is talking about how “he inspired me” or “was the greatest entertainer ever” and shouldn’t be judged on the last few years. Again I say fuck you. Using this logic Hitler was a pretty ok guy.

Oh no but Jason you don’t understand he had a hard childhood it wasn’t his fault. Really? Seriously that is the argument you’re going with? Ok first off fuck you you’re an idiot who believes whatever the talking picture box tells you. Second off there were fucking 6 year old Jewish girls starving in Nazi concentration camps, while watching their parents and friends die that when freed by ally forces were basically left to fend for themselves with no money or hope. But they still managed to grow up to be healthy happy adults, who if anything had a stronger character and were wise beyond their years.

But on the other hand we have poor little rich boy Michael Jackson. Whose daddy made him dance for 8+ hours a day and would sometimes hit him with a belt when he missed a step. Let’s see Nazi concentration camp and no money or an overbearing father and millions of dollars and fans? Hmmm…Wow I can see why he freaked out now.

Now I know that Jackson’s childhood wasn’t an ideal situation, but seriously what does it say about Jackson and his ability to cope? Daddy was mean to me so I’m going to “play” with kids and have surgeries to look like Diana Ross. What the fuck? And this is an idol? This is someone to look up to? Seriously?

It kills me how we deify fucking entertainers. I fully admit I have my personal heroes and people that inspire me and these people are not without their own flaws. But you know what? The people on my list aren’t liars who created fantasy worlds to live in with there delusions. The people on my list created things and had their own thoughts instead of being a professional puppet willing to sing and dance on cue.

All I’m saying is anytime you worship a puppet and look to a puppet for inspiration it really doesn’t say a whole hell of a lot about you.

Ok I’ll shut up now I just had to get that off of my chest. The blog will return to regularly scheduled programming later in the day. Oh and if you have any hateful comments or for me or if you want to jump onto my fuck Michael Jackson bandwagon just leave a comment. I would love to read it.

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This Guy is sells NYC Garbage – No Joke

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Justin Gignac owner of this site is selling boxes of garbage. Yes you read that correctly, he is picking up garbage, cleaning it off, putting it in a box, and selling it. Keep in mind though it’s New York city garbage! That makes all the difference right? You can even buy trash in a limited edition box from Yankee Stadium or New Year’s Eve for $100!

Just frikkin’ shoot me already. Why is it if you put anything in a nice enough package someone will buy it? I do suggest going to his site and checking it out though because it will blow your mind. The guy sells garbage…literally! Again what the hell?

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Wolverine wants you to…uh

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This one is for all the Wolverine fans out there.

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Facebook Owns Your Ass

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So the bastards over at Facebook have changed their policies so that everything you upload is now theirs. That’s right. Facebook own the rights to it and can use it however they see fit. Even if you delete your account!

“Now, anything you upload to Facebook can be used by Facebook in any way they deem fit, forever, no matter what you do later,” The Consumerist wrote. “Want to close your account? Good for you, but Facebook still has the right to do whatever it wants with your own content.”

Read the full article here.

Stuff like this makes me thankful I have never signed up for this crap, despite everyone constantly telling me to sign up for it. Social networking is for losers. Blogging however… oh wait.

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The Joker will never be in another Batman Film

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According to CNN nerds were so impressed by Ledger’s performance as the Joker that they have now created a petition to make sure no one ever plays the character again. Ever.

Ledger supporters at new Web site, The Ultimate Joker, launched a petition last week calling for studios to remove the Joker from any future Batman movies. The petition currently has 2,431 supporters.

“We think Heath deserves this honor,” the site’s team leader, Fer Barbella, told CNN from Buenos Aires, Argentina. “He is the ultimate Joker.

“We are Batman fans from the comics and from the movies,” he said, “After we saw ‘The Dark Knight,’ we thought this Joker was really the best. It deserves to be withdrawn from any Batman sequels.

“When Michael Jordan retired, they withdrew the number 23 jersey as an honor. It’s the same thing with Heath.”

You know sometimes I just don’t know what to say, but lucky for you I always think of something. So here it goes. First off why the hell is CNN reporting on this? Second are these guys for real? I mean don’t get me wrong I was impressed by Ledger’s performance also but come on!

You know I consider myself a comic nerd. But I have also touched boob so I’m not even sure if I am still part of the guild, association, gaggle or whatever the hell you call a bunch of comic nerds. But this is just going a bit too far. Comic nerds like this gives the rest of us a bad name and leave it to media to only cover these obsessed nerds.

No one ever hears about the comic nerds like myself. Sure I read comics and like Star Wars but I also happen to be an underwear model who defends the world from bloodthirsty terrorists. But I guess that isn’t newsworthy.

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