Archive for September, 2009

I’m still alive! And still sexy as ever!

I know. I know. It has been a while since my last post. I haven’t been updating the old blog like I should be. In the good ol’ days I was posting 5-8 times a week. Now its just a kiss and a promise every couple weeks.

But the good news is I wasn’t just blowing everyone off (mind out of gutter you perv) for no good reason, because I have had a lot of bad news lately.

Wait.

Ok let’s try that again. What I mean is that over the last month everything that could go wrong pretty much has. Let me just lay it all out for everyone–in bullet format no less.

• I spun out on interstate, hit a concrete wall and did a 360 back into traffic as a car barely misses the truck. Ironically this was in the vehicle I am currently looking to trade.
• Website was hacked and I have just now gotten things “back in order”
• I had my second real virus, which I was unable to stop thus my PC was ass raped. I had to format and reinstall everything.
• And finally my mom has been diagnosed with cancer.

Now before we start having a pity party things are starting to look up. For example after my wreck I decided what better time to buy a lottery ticket. So I bought two of the cheap scratch off tickets and whadda ya know? I won. Twenty bucks. Yeah I know right? Twenty dollars! Well minus the three I spent to buy the tickets and then the what $500 to $600 to repair my truck.

Yeah…20 bucks…pretty lucky. Huh…

All joking aside, I actually was pretty lucky because

1. I wasn’t hurt
2. My friend that was with me at the time wasn’t hurt
3. Only my vehicle was involved
4. Only the bumper was damaged
5. Oh did I mention that I wasn’t hurt?

So yeah all in all I was pretty lucky.

But obviously the biggest blow was finding out my Mom has cancer. However, showing that luck my be hereditary the doctor is very confident that she will be ok after a surgery and mild chemotherapy treatments. Her spirits are good and so is everyone else’s so there is no real reason to start getting all emotional and depressed. Although I must confess it did hit me pretty hard for a week or so.

You may not think that inside this chiseled body of stone and abs of steel beats the warm tender heart of a benevolent soul but there is. There is. But don’t be fooled because that heart is not only protected by a god-like body, but also by my cunning and fists of justice.

Hey I’m just sayin’.

But anyway again things are looking up, mom is doing ok, I have the website and PC back in order and next week I will be annoucing the first official headstatic.com contest! Be sure to wake the kids and call the neighbors because this could be the most important contest the world has ever known.

In the meantime (as with all site news) enjoy picture above of my super secret girlfriend Scarlett Johansson. Hey, that restraining order can’t stop me from posting pictures.

Can it?