Archive for April, 2009

It's official! Scarlett Johansson has awesome boobs!

Ok everyone this post is bittersweet for me, because this is the last post I will be making on this blog that doesn’t have to do with my art or art techniques. I totally converting this blog into a platform to promote one of the best things going today. Me.

That’s right from now on this blog will focus solely on my art and techniques.

But never fret (unless you’re in a burning building, then you should definitely fucking fret) because I have created a new blog (www.hollywoodjerk.com) to discuss the  important things in life. Such as ScarJo’s boobs or if why Wolverine blow dries his hair. I really hope you guys subscribe to that blog as well as sticking to this one. I have big plans for both blogs and hope you guys join me for the ride. Ok I promised myself I wouldn’t cry so onto the final non-art related post on White Noise. *sniff*

To me this was no big surprise but Access Hollywood made it official today announcing that Scarlett Johansson has the best celebrity breasts. This leads me to wonder if there is someone out there with better boobs who isn’t a celebrity? Hmm. You know I just don’t think there is but I will do my best to find out.

If my wife says it’s ok.

Oh and by the way here is the top five on the beautiful, bodacious, bouncing boobie list.

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Halle Berry
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Ok ok. Quick question why is Salma Hayek number 2? Better yet why is she even on the list? Isn’t she like 60 now or something? Plus it’s hard for me to even notice her boobs since she has a mustache for eyebrows.

Copic Markers make me happy

Artists can be an odd bunch. So this may explain why if it wasn’t for state laws I would marry my copics. I know hahaha funny right? No. I’m not kidding. I love these markers.

Copic markers are as close to magic as you can get. Well unless you bump into Criss Angel at Hot Topic, but I digress.

All joking aside if you have never tried out the copics I suggest you give them a spin. Copics lay down color smooth, dry fast and can make your worst sketch look cool, thus the magic. Click the picture above to try out one of my favorite sets. Let me know what you think, you sexy beast.

Jungle Babe Progress

Ok I’m tired so I am keeping this shit to the point. I am in the process of converting this blog into “art only” posts. Any posts about movies, Scarlett Johansson’s boobs, or the meaning to life will be posted in another blog. Don’t fret I will let you know about that blog once it is up and running. I feel that by creating another blog I can focus more on both subjects and this will make any searches more accurate.

This decision was finalized a couple of days ago. I was checking my Google webmaster tools and analytics I saw that one of the top five search terms for my site was “Gay people suck”. The reason for this was from this post. *Sigh*

So with that being said WhiteNoise the Headstatic blog will only focus on the art of Jason McLellan. Wow, was that last sentence SEO friendly or what? But anyway let’s get back on track, shall we?

Above is an old pencil sketch that I scanned and starting coloring/painting in PS. My approach is really pretty simple. I just create a new layer, set it multiply then pick a big brush and start slapping down colors. So as you can tell my approach is like most everyone else the only real difference being is that I work in the nude. I find it really opens up my creative side to work in the nude.

Ok not really, I’m just fucking you guys… and ladies (rawr). I wanted to make sure you were still with me. Anyway that’s it for now and I will update this again tomorrow along with a few cool links for you guys to check out. I am almost done with my movie review site along with a couple other surprises that I will be posting that soon.

Jason is taking Commission Requests

Greetings all. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am currently taking early commision requests for the 2009 Heroes Comic book Convention. I have already had a couple requests and I will have those pieces ready very soon. Requesting a commission now is a great way to make sure you receive a sketch from me at this year’s con.

I am really looking forward to the con this year because it’s shaping up to be a great one. But on the off chance the con sucks this year, I will do something to make it memorable. Like I may punch a 5 year old dressed as Superman. Just a thought.

This Guy is sells NYC Garbage – No Joke

Justin Gignac owner of this site is selling boxes of garbage. Yes you read that correctly, he is picking up garbage, cleaning it off, putting it in a box, and selling it. Keep in mind though it’s New York city garbage! That makes all the difference right? You can even buy trash in a limited edition box from Yankee Stadium or New Year’s Eve for $100!

Just frikkin’ shoot me already. Why is it if you put anything in a nice enough package someone will buy it? I do suggest going to his site and checking it out though because it will blow your mind. The guy sells garbage…literally! Again what the hell?

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