Archive for August, 2008

Diddy keeps it real

Anyone who knows me (you lucky bastards) knows that I love Diddy (aka Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Sean Jean, P. Diddy, Piddy, D Paddy, Sally, Fuckface, No chin, and asswipe) and of course by love I mean hate. In case you can’t stomach watching the above video here is an excert from the Diddy vlog. Damn you youtube.

“Eh yo what’s up ya’ll, this is your boy, um, I’m here today, this is called Diddy blog number what, Diddy blog number 12, Diddy blog number 12, Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet but I have been havin to fly back and forth to LA to pursue my acting career. Ok, now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like 200,000, 250,000 round trip. Fuck that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Check this out. Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. Gas prices are too motherfuckin high. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if y’all could please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, I am actually, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is really happening. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”

*Sigh* You know this guy and Wal-mart pretty much sum up everything that is wrong with America in my book.

This is a Goblin Shark

Thought to be extinct the Goblin Shark is obviously very much alive. I don’t know what the Japanese narrator is saying but I think its along of the lines of “Don’t screw with a Goblin Shark.”

Just watch this

This is one of the those things that you will either love or hate. The odd thing is you will know why you hate it. But if you like it you won’t really know why, or at least I don’t why I like this. It’s just so damn odd…and cool.

20th Century Fox screwing over the Watchmen

Looks like the assholes over at 20th century Fox are stopping the release of the Watchmen movie according to this article from E! online. I quoted the lines that enraged me below.

Fox originally tried to develop the project more than a decade ago, but didn’t manage to get the film off the drawing board. The studio claims Warners never properly acquired the rights to Watchmen, and, in a major twist, instead of seeking a share of the would-be blockbuster’s box-office gross, Fox is seeking to kill the flick entirely before it unspools in theaters March 6.

Cue the agonized cries of fanboys everywhere.

A federal judge in Los Angeles agreed with Fox lawyers that there’s enough evidence to keep the lawsuit going forward—and keep the film’s release in limbo.

Can you believe this shit? First off I am still trying to figure out how Time Warner, the company that owns DC Comics, managed to not have rights and/or control over what should be their property. In other news 20th Century Fox also plans to punch your mother…in the face…twice.

The Inevitable Alliance

Not bad but I can’t even imagine how long this must have taken, actually I can. A really long time that is what I imagine.

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