Archive for July, 2008

Mr. T is funny – Gay People suck

Above is a Snickers ad you will never see on television. In short it features a speed walker being shot by Mr. T shot with Snickers bars from an ingeniously rigged gatlin gun. But according the Daily Mail gay activists don’t like the idea one bit.

A spokesman for Mars said: ‘This ad is the second in a series of UK Snickers ads featuring Mr. T, which are meant to be fun and have been positively received in the UK.
‘However, we understand that humor is highly subjective, and it is never our intention to cause offence. Accordingly, we have pulled the Mr. T speed walker ad globally.’

What the hell? I mean really WHAT THE HELL?! Since when do gays not have a sense of humor? Besides if they are so worried about people’s feelings why don’t they think about the poor speed walker in the commercial? If he is gay then the people who should be looking out for him screwed him outta his commercial and if he isn’t gay he was still screwed! I can see his meeting with his agent now.

Agent: Hya Bobby boy have a seat
Bob: Yes Mr. Steinberg?
Agent: That gig you had with Mr. T, their yanking it.
Bob: Awww come on why?
Agent: Activists groups considered it to be gay bashing. Because they think you’re gay.
Bob: ….

Friday the 13th…again

You know I’m not going to jump on the ‘I hate Vorhees’ bandwagon. I have always had an affection for this series so a revamp of this story (with an actual budget this time) may pan out to be pretty cool. Oh and if I’m wrong? It will be the first time ever. Ever.

TDK is doing OK

So if you haven’t heard there is a new Batman movie out. And from the looks of things it’s doing ok at the box office.

The Dark Knight has demonstrated quite the talent for setting land-speed records. According to the stats at Box Office Mojo, it’s the fastest movie to reach $100 million (two days), $200 million (five days) and, as of today, $300 million (10 days).

As you should already know the Batman is my boy! And although I don’t like using money as a way to measure success, I do like the fact that I can put on my Batman mask and spin around with my arms out singing “We are the Champions” for a reason.

Bloodsport – The Musical

Speaks for itself.

Sean Connery Rocks

This story is a couple of days old but still worth mentioning. It just shows how much cooler Sean, Mr. Connery, THE FUCKIN’ MAN! is than pretty much everyone else.

After rising from such humble beginnings to become a fabulously-rich movie star, it is perhaps unsurprising that Sir Sean Connery wanted his son to have the same work ethic.
According to his former wife, Diane Cilento, the former James Bond actor told his son Jason that he would never receive a penny of his £85million fortune.
She said Connery was determined that Jason should pursue a career and earn his own living, rather than sponging off his father.
Australian-born Miss Cilento told the Sunday Times: ‘Sean said, “You only got this (acting) job because your name’s Connery.” ‘Jason said, “Well, I’ll change it to something else.” Sean said, “If you do that I’ll f****** kill you.”

How do you not love him? Keep in mind Sean grew up dirt poor and obviously understands that if you are given everything you appreciate nothing. Unless it’s blowjobs.

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