Archive for May, 2008

Rachel Ray & Dunkin’ Donuts Hate America

Really I wish I was making this up but… I’m not.

This undated photo provided Wednesday, May 28, 2008 by Dunkin’ Donuts shows a recent online ad featuring Rachael Ray. Dunkin’ Donuts said Wednesday it canceled an online advertisement featuring celebrity chef Rachael Ray after complaints that a scarf she wore in the ad offers symbolic support for terrorism

In a related story Fox news is planning a blood ritual to raise Joseph McCarthy from the dead.

WitchBlade…ho boy

Looks like Hollywood has sucked every good idea from comics so now they are hitting the bottom of the barrel. Which is why you are seeing the above poster for WitchBlade. Comic nerds will remember it as a horrible comic from the mid-nineties. Sci-Fi geeks will remember the short lived TV show. Now both will remember it as a movie that even Uwe Boll wouldn’t wipe his ass with.

Idiot Monday

Though they tried the coroporate chains of Best Buy would never bind his spirit.

Idiot Monday

Not again…

You know I don’t mean to harp on this but there wasn’t much else to talk about today and normally talking about Scarlett Johansson doing almost anything is awesome. Singing, however is not one of those things. Remember this? Well it just got worse. I know, I know it seems impossible but it’s true. I mean let’s face facts here; just covering a Tom Waitts song and somehow singing it worse than he did seems impossible. But then when you sing the song you sung worse than Tom Waitts sang his own song by singing that same song worse than the first time you sang it? (…still with me?) That’s saying something.  

Oh if you enjoy cutting yourself, seeing kids get hurt, or trainwrecks see and unfortunately hear more of Scarlett singing here. You sicko.

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