Archive for April, 2008

Whoa Boy

Anyone who reads this blog on a regular basis (and let’s face it who doesn’t) knows that I really like Scarlett Johansson. It wasn’t that long ago that I tried to win a date with her but again ‘money’ got in the way. Pfft…stupid money.  Anyway this is a video from her upcoming album which is a collection of Tom Waits cover songs. 

I will warn you. This is bad. Really really bad.  I would rather listen to a gun going off in my face than to hear this again. Anyway let’s just be thankful her chest isn’t as flat as her voice. 

Idiot Monday part 2

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As promised here is the second part of the debut double feature of Idiot Monday. This idiot truly embodies the magic of Idiot Monday. From what I can tell he is either trying to do a railslide without a skateboard or he thinks is made of nerf.

Idiot Monday!

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Trying something new everyone. Since Mondays are normally known for sucking dick, I am introducing Idiot Monday! This way Mondays won’t suck…as bad. And just to make sure we get off on the right track I’m starting it off with a double feature!

First up is Will Jones or as his shirt says…Stud Muffin. I was actually really thinking about not Featuring Will Stud Muffin in the debut of Idiot Monday because this is bordering on comic genius. But like I said it’s bordering.

Big news for the little people

Ok I know that was bad but my other choice for the title was Guillermo del Jackson. Anyway, it looks like Guillermo del Toro will be directing both (yes both) Hobbit movies. Looks like Peter Jackson is a big fan and wanted a latino version of himself to direct the movie since he will be producing it. Read more here.

 This is cool with me because del Toro rocks in my book. Pan’s Labyrinth was one of my favorite films of the last couple years and Hellboy II looks great. Good lord I’m a geek. *sad face time*

You can be Zack Snyder's bitch!

I like Zack Snyder. He did one helluva remake of Dawn of the Dead and also did a great good job on 300. But now Zack is giving you (yes you) the chance to make a commerical/ad for his newest movie the Watchmen. That’s all great and everything but if I am going to be doing ads for some big Hollywood movie there better be a little more to it than glory. Like oh I don’t know…money, maybe smelling Angelina Jolie’s hair (ahhhh) or getting Sean Connery coffee.

But if you are still interested click here for all the details….you attention whore.

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