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Kick Ass Trailer sorta Kicks Ass

Below I have posted the new Red Band trailer for the upcoming Kick Ass movie due out in April 2010. Hey good thing I added the “2010″ right? Anyway I can’t make up my mind on whether this will be any good or not. I mean sure it looks like a fun movie with a ton of “kickass” scenes. But it’s also an eleven year old girl doing it. She has no powers (cleverly stated in the trailer) yet she goes through henchmen quicker than 3 day old Taco Bell goes through a fat kid named Ralph. Plus let’s not forget the Nic Cage factor. How does forehead boy keep getting roles? Seriously? Anyway check the out the trailer and let me know what you think.

Iron Man 2 Trailer = Nerd Boner time

Well I may say nerd boner time but it’s also “Holy Shit! Scarlett Johansson is Black Widow!” boner time. I just had to post this because it’s a culmination of my some of my favorite things. Those things of course being comic book characters (namely Iron Man and my fav Marvel Fem Fatale Black Widow), Mickey Rourke, and of course Scarlett Johansson.

Just to give everyone a heads up when this movie opens May 7th 2010, there is a very good chance I could be dead from a heart attack/nerdgasm on May 8th. If you don’t believe just watch the trailer below, just make sure that your sitting down.

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Hello Hello HELLO.

I’m back bitches.

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WHooooooo!

Stylin’ and profilin’ and looking how I can look. Whooooooo!

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How the hell is everyone? Yeah that’s great, whatever. Let’s talk about me now. Shall we?

As I’m sure you have noticed by now the site has a new look and was designed to make stalking me that much easier. Oh and I encourage you to stalk me via Twitter, subscribing to the feed to this blog or whatever other method you can cook up. Well, except for lurking around the outside of my house wearing a stealth suit made of shrubs and discarded cheeseburger wrappers. That would just be weird for the both of us and no don’t ask me how I know that.

But I digress.

I have some huge announcements to make so be sure to call the neighbors and wake the kids and be sure everyone sitting down.

Ok ready? Good.

I have been selected to do sketch cards for the upcoming Marvel 70th anniversary card set! I know awesome right? I know I know that some of you think that it’s almost slave labor doing the sketch cards but I don’t consider 25 bucks a card that bad.

Heh I just screwin’ with you.

I’m not really getting 25 dollars a card but I do look at it as a great opportunity. It seems to have been working out pretty good for Cat Staggs so I’m hoping for the best. Anyway I signed up to do 150 cards by January, so time to break out the copics and microns and get to work. A friend of mine Keith O’Malley (who is just an urban legend to some) has done several sets and has given me some great advice. Well actually his advice wasn’t all that great. Hmmm…come to think of it I don’t even think it was advice. He just said he loved men named Wyatt.

Anyway so that’s great news and…AND…I may start teaching a figure drawing class at the Charlotte Art League! Yeah I don’t think the Art League has really thought that through either but I’m still meeting with them tomorrow morning to discuss it and suss out any details. I will be sure to announce their decision here but if you up to minute updates hit me up on Twitter.

Finally I would just like to say thank you to everyone for your support during the recent tumultuous episodes in my life. I assure that everything is getting back on track (finally) and I am officially back to making regular blog posts, just like in the good ol’ days.

Oh I also have a few other cool projects on the horizon and I will be announcing those on Monday. I think that about does it for this post and again I apologize for the lack of content over the last few weeks but I’m sure you guys understand why.

Now to keep with tradition of this amazing blog, whenever I don’t have a relevant image to post I post a picture of the lovely Scarlett Johansson and Scarlett I know you had nothing to do with those cease and desist letters. Those meddlesome attorneys just don’t understand our love.

Inglorious Basterds invade France

According to Variety Tarantino’s new movie “Inglorious Basterds” is set to debut at Cannes Film Festival. Ha Cannes, sounds like it should be part of the Adult Video Awards. Heh. Anyway I digress.

The big deal about this movie is that it stars Brad Pitt and looks like it maybe actually be a good Tarantino movie. And let me say that would be a welcome change after his last…what 4 or 5 films?

Where the Wild Things Are Poster

I meant to post this last week. And when I say “I meant to” I mean I thought I did. And when I say “I thought I did” I mean I’m a fucking idiot who thought he did something he didn’t do. So my apologies.

Anyway up top is the poster and like everything else I have been seeing for this movie it looks great. I really love the muted color schemes and overall look of this so far. Rock on Spike Jonze. Rock on.

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