Ok everyone this post is bittersweet for me, because this is the last post I will be making on this blog that doesn’t have to do with my art or art techniques. I totally converting this blog into a platform to promote one of the best things going today. Me.
That’s right from now on this blog will focus solely on my art and techniques.
But never fret (unless you’re in a burning building, then you should definitely fucking fret) because I have created a new blog (www.hollywoodjerk.com) to discuss the important things in life. Such as ScarJo’s boobs or if why Wolverine blow dries his hair. I really hope you guys subscribe to that blog as well as sticking to this one. I have big plans for both blogs and hope you guys join me for the ride. Ok I promised myself I wouldn’t cry so onto the final non-art related post on White Noise. *sniff*
To me this was no big surprise but Access Hollywood made it official today announcing that Scarlett Johansson has the best celebrity breasts. This leads me to wonder if there is someone out there with better boobs who isn’t a celebrity? Hmm. You know I just don’t think there is but I will do my best to find out.
If my wife says it’s ok.
Oh and by the way here is the top five on the beautiful, bodacious, bouncing boobie list.
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Halle Berry
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Ok ok. Quick question why is Salma Hayek number 2? Better yet why is she even on the list? Isn’t she like 60 now or something? Plus it’s hard for me to even notice her boobs since she has a mustache for eyebrows.
