Monthly Archives: February 2009

Reason 56894 Why Clint Eastwood Rocks

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In a recent interview Clint “kept it real” by saying not only what was on his mind but for being right.

He says the world would be a better place if we could still laugh at inoffensive jokes about different races. The actor and director, 78, said we live in constant fear of being labelled racist for simply laughing about national stereotypes. ‘People have Lost their sense of humour,’ he told Germany’s Der Spiegel magazine.

‘In former times we constantly made jokes about different races. You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth otherwise you will be insulted as a racist. I find that ridiculous. In those earlier days every friendly clique had a “Sam the Jew” or “José the Mexican” – but we didn’t think anything of it or have a racist thought.’

‘It was normal that we made jokes based on our nationality or ethnicity. That was never a problem. I don’t want to be politically correct. We’re all spending too much time and energy trying to be politically correct about everything.’

Daily Mail for full story.

Again just to claify I think he is totally right. We really have to learn to laugh at ourselves. This reminds me of a personal story of mine. So join me as I walk down memory lane.

A few years back when I was still taking jujitsu me and a friend of mine (who is black, African-American, whatever) were sparring and I ended up basically with my crotch in his face. He then says “Damn, I’m glad you white guys really do have small dicks. If you were a brother I couldn’t breathe right now” to which I replied, “Well at least my pubic hair doesn’t also cover my head.” We had a good laugh about it. I mean really why get all upset about bullshit. You know?

**editors note: My penis is huge.

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New U2 Album released today

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Hey guess what the new U2 album was released today. I would have more to say about it than this but I have only heard two songs off of it. And those two songs were just kind of…meh. But I’m waiting until I hear the entire album though before I pass the final judgement.

I really am looking forward to hearing the rest of the album. I’m not expecting another “Achtung Baby” but I fully expect a few brilliant songs. Because remember Bono can do no wrong. Damn I love Bono. But it’s a “I’ll jump on a grenade for him” kind of love. Not a “I want to taste his sweat kind of love”.

I swear.

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Casting Call for Thor

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So it looks like Kenneth Branagh has sent out a casting call for THOR! It should be noted I used caps and an exclamation point because I believe you should say THOR! by screaming THOR! Anyway below is the casting call from coming attractions:

Male MUST BE MID-LATE 20′S and SIX FEET OR TALLER. LEAD.

Physically powerful, very handsome, occasionally egotistical, petulant, and wild. A natural warrior with a quick charming wit who must be genuinely and severely humbled before becoming the compassionate, mature hero of our film.

Everyone should also know that it’s ok to audition because I have already turned it down. Twice.

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New Wolverine Trailer

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A new trailer for the upcoming Wolverine movie has debuted at Yahoo! movies. I was going to embed it here but they didn’t supply the code and I don’t feel like fishing out the code so here is the link. Besides I think that the above screenshot of the trailer is pretty funny. Wolverine the thinker.

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Facebook Owns Your Ass

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So the bastards over at Facebook have changed their policies so that everything you upload is now theirs. That’s right. Facebook own the rights to it and can use it however they see fit. Even if you delete your account!

“Now, anything you upload to Facebook can be used by Facebook in any way they deem fit, forever, no matter what you do later,” The Consumerist wrote. “Want to close your account? Good for you, but Facebook still has the right to do whatever it wants with your own content.”

Read the full article here.

Stuff like this makes me thankful I have never signed up for this crap, despite everyone constantly telling me to sign up for it. Social networking is for losers. Blogging however… oh wait.

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